says my wife is dressed up like Willie Wonka, I'm scared that I love her andshe looks so much like him.

loves being at Chase Field when the roof's open. What am I saying, I love being at Chase Field all the time!

says I don't have a particle collider but I have a teenage driver and I can tell you nothing good happens when things smash into each other.

thinks LA traffic cops wearing their little white gloves look like Mickey Mouse.

is at Chase Field to watch the D-Backs host the St. Louis Cardinals. Nothing like holiday baseball!

Is at Chase Field for the final game of the D-Backs vs Dodgers series. Webb going for 20th win.

says its official, the D-Backs get David Eckstein from the Blue Jays for minor league pitcher Chad Beck. He should be here on Mon or Tue.

is not sure what the question is if the answer for the D-Backs is David Eckstein.

is at Chase Field getting ready for game 2 against the Dodgers. It's Hispanic Heritage Day. I have no idea what that means.

wonders if my ears have scalp envy, they've decided they can grow hair too.

was completely unimpressed by the DNC earlier this week and by McCain's announcement for running mate today. Nothing yet to sway my vote.

is back in the office I ain't afraid of no bunny ghosts.

hates going to car dealerships especially the service dept. I can feel money oozing out of my pockets.

is heading to Chase Field to the D-Backs game. It is Stitch & Pitch day with knitters and crocheters. No good can come from this.

wonders if the darkness dial on a toaster is even connected to anything or is it just something to play with while you're waiting for toast?

is at Chase Field watching the D-Backs try to sweep the Padres with Webb on the mound. Life is good!

says there is a tattoo shaped like a guy sitting by me. He should come with crayons.

has lost my wife again. I wonder if I can get her to wear one of those leashes that they put on little kids at stores?

is hearing that Micah Owings is one of the players to be named later in the Adam Dunn trade.

I'm at Opening Ceremonies, Chase Field roof opening ceremonies that is.