The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

The improbable I can do now, the impossible willtake a little while.

Reading about grunion and found out it's actually against the law to waste fish. Take only what you'll use.

Watching history show how our first war on terror was in 1805 in Tripoli.

I wish Bethesda would be the ones to make a new Masquerade game. I'd buy it.

This week I need to hit the job trail harder. I need employment before I get married.

How exciting is it that in about two weeks we kick the loser outta the white house, and hopefully put him on trial.

It's gonna be a Motrin day as I design my wedding invites.

Okay. I'll quit ignoring Brightkite.