wooo! the latest leetbix podcast has been released! http://ut.ag/00kHl

sitting in a cafe buried deep in melbourne city, waiting for lunch and plotting my onslaught of shopping today

finally awake with a fire in my belly. No really, it feels like my insides are on fire. So so hungry that my insides are eating me out.

the new ep of Leetbix is out! Download the sexy mandate now! http://ut.ag/00kHI

On a plane that feels like it was built in the 70s. See you in a few hours melbourne!

why am I awake?

heading to bed 4 hours later than planned. I expect 1.3 hours of sleep before needing to get up for the flight :/

sucking down some red, wondering if my bags will pack themselves.

did the whole sleeping-in thing again. I should have gotten to the office 90 mins ago :/

is extremely late. Stupid Fake Mondays...

replacing dinner with a bag of the worlds hottest wasabi peas. Ow, I'l starting to cry

on the bus watching some guy watching porn on his phone. He's got good taste in titles.

leaving work to go and play with balls in the sun. Ugh.

forgot that I had a lawn bowls thing for work today. Crap. Not exactly dressed lawn bowly.

is finally heading home. Need food, beer & porn.

wonders why the hell did I book a 6AM flight? I must be retarded.

is on the bus that smells like bubblegum. That can't be right... perhaps its bubblegum pee?

waking up in unfamiliar surroundings is unnerving. I really should carry a GPS on me.

best couch ever to sleep on. I'm talking this mofo home with me.

is on his way to Freo for the Talk like a pirate day festivities. Join us! http://ptub.info YARR!