Being on call is easy when you've got AT&T. The phone doesn't ring.
@ Oishi Ramen (219 El Camino Real, Millbrae, CA, United States) - 3 months ago - comment
Hand over the mocha or the kid in the Santa hat is going down.
@ Oishi Ramen (219 El Camino Real, Millbrae, CA, United States) - 3 months ago - comment
I thought the guy flossing on the train was weird before the dental pick came out.
@ Oishi Ramen (219 El Camino Real, Millbrae, CA, United States) - 3 months ago - comment
Jimmie's rubbing the monkey right in front of an old lady.
@ Oishi Ramen (219 El Camino Real, Millbrae, CA, United States) - 3 months ago - comment
Where does the rat lady find all those rats?
@ Oishi Ramen (219 El Camino Real, Millbrae, CA, United States) - 3 months ago - comment
I'm going to have a badhair day and it's all @brien_kenai's fault.
@ Oishi Ramen (219 El Camino Real, Millbrae, CA, United States) - 4 months ago - comment
I think that dead guy from the B-52's was driving the train tonight.
When the name that comes to mind is Groucho Gallagher Garfunkel, you, sir, do not have a good look.
@ Chaat Cafe (320 3rd St, San Francisco, CA, United States) - 5 months ago - comment
As one man takes offense at being prejudged by a stereotype, another will reinforce it by claiming it as his identity.
@ Chaat Cafe (320 3rd St, San Francisco, CA, United States) - 6 months ago - comment
Someone on this train's been in a fight with a skunk.
@ Chaat Cafe (320 3rd St, San Francisco, CA, United States) - 6 months ago - comment
Argh. Stuck under the bay again.
@ The Fish (303 2nd St, San Francisco, CA, United States) - 7 months ago - comment
There's a half-naked guy dancing in front of the building. Not sure if he's high or just festive.
@ The Fish (303 2nd St, San Francisco, CA, United States) - 7 months ago - comment (3)
Fans of Patrick Morris
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Name: Patrick Morris
About: That guy up there in the upper right.
Site: http://planet.adonis.net
Gender: Male
