Damn night. I should have taken a Rev instead of a stupid Bleu Dry.

No past. No future. Now. Now is all that matters.

No, I didn't just drop my iPhone, but I threw it on the floor. Why did I do that? That's a very good question.

Listening to a Vietnamese version of The Phantom of the Opera. This thing is incredibly romantic, dramatic and powerful in any language.

One Life will start in Spanish. Yes, Spanish, and without subtitles.

I just wrote the first explosion in One Life. It's time to sleep now.

I have finished writing episode 1 of One Life for a while and I realize that it's very boring. I need a better way to bring the problem.

Merlin is a great show.

I'm a simple guy. Every year, I have the same problem, but it always increases in intensity, always because of what I did the previous year.

I love MobileMe. The last time I worried about synchronizing my calendar and contacts on all devices was in June.

The Bomb Detonates...

I'm sure all he wanted was to get in her pants. Instead, he got me. This is hilarious.

"You don't like women like me? Smart and beautiful?" - You left out an array of better traits.

A comedian made a very good point. All year long kids fear monsters, but on Halloween, they're like "Bring it on!" What's up with that?

You putting faith in me and me not having to reciprocate is about the best deal of your life. Even Jesus would take it.

What? Pride is a deadly sin? I could do all the good in the world and nobody can be proud or it, not even me?

There was a time when people washed cars to get funding. These days, they party to raise money. The value of hard work is diminishing.

Midnight snack: Orange juice + Doritos

My past is coming back to... I don't know what for, but let's find out, shall we?

Do you think Barack Obama could be a real life version of David Palmer? My answer is no, but I still hope he is.