Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

True friends stab you in the front.

You can’t buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.

Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without… but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.

They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving.