A Continuation Of Buttered Mediocrity. Essay

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Working in a lab may be a boring career for some that are adapted for outdoor pursuits, but this is my life and my choice. I was never the social star of my peers yet I was never an outcast or someone targeted as an object to make fun of, well no more than anyone else who succeeds in higher education. The thing is that it's all happened so quickly and my life seems over before it has begun. My name is Simon Bailey and I had expectations like everybody else. Perhaps I thought life was mapped out for me and that one day something would just click and that would be me, content. But it didn't happen like that or at least it hasn't yet.At least I know that being thirty-six years old I don't really have to start worrying about retiring, as I do like my newly appointed work. It isn't the specific aspect of my work that appeals to me, it is the nature of it and the reactions I obtain when questioned on it. I have a minuscule lab but have no shortage of equipment necessary to research the fact that bread will tend to land on the side on which it has been layered with butter or spread. I have been studying this and related areas for roughly five years and have acquired much knowledge and detached myself from many friends. Since I left Sheffield University in 1989 I have had no qualms about a lack of socialising, as an old friend and a successful one at that funds my work. I owe him a great deal.His name is Jeff Baxter and I have known him since our schooling debuts at nursery, all those years ago in Ashton-Underline, Manchester. This was a particularly poor area of Manchester and neither of our families had money to spare, and I still wouldn't if Jeff hadn't been such an entrepreneur. He isn't the cleverest chap but he knows what people want, and he can spot potential in anything whether it is a racehorse or the latest fashion trend. But the utmost reason for his wealth was his investment into modern day CRT's (or cathode ray tubes) used in monitors for computers everywhere. This was no small investment either, it involved almost all his capital but was placed just in time for the craze that swept our nation and America where every household and company just had to have a PC, thus earning him plenty of money. Fortunately we had kept in contact all this time and never really lived too far from each other and he sponsors my work on the grounds that it interests him and 'we go back'.You are probably wondering how I ever managed to end up researching buttered bread (and toast). To you, it may not the most interesting story but for me it was a step forward. It was a Wednesday night and I was fatigued from the day's efforts and I felt a sudden emptiness in my stomach. So decided to undergo one last chore before I could rest, making a sandwich. I was half asleep as I wandered into the decaying kitchen of my neglected apartment. I removed the ham slices and sunflower spread from my refrigerator and began pasting the slightly stale bread. With the bread still in my...

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