A Modest Proposal
Since the beginning of the 19th century, America has had to deal with the on going
problem of drugs. We’re surrounded by them everyday, whether we realize it, or not.
The evening news is filled with stories of “crack heads” killing each other as well
innocent standers- by in a fiendish attempt to find drugs or money to buy drugs.
Perhaps you may recall reading the morning paper only to find that another teen has
been found dead in an attempt to sale drugs as a way to quick and easy money. Surely
every true American as heard a story or two or four about major “drug cartels” paying
off police chiefs, judges, and even some members our beloved American government.
I think it is agreed by all Americans that this terrible substance must be
controlled, and by who else than the great government of the United States of America.
Certainly, all those masterminds can find some kind of a way to deal with this ever
increasing problem; after all, we are talking about the same government that allows
murders, who are defined as “ menaces to society” to sit in penitentiaries for years
while they use society’s tax dollars to take care of these individuals.
The solution to this drug problem can be solved quite easily by looking in
retrospect at the history of this grand nation. Every rule, every law, and the very
essence of this country has came about through our humane ability to compromise.
When the first Americans did not feel like tending to their land, the government
“compromised” with Africans and slavery was born into the United States. In another
instance, when white women became a bore to white men a “compromise” was made
between white men and black women, and a mulatto was born that was neither
excepted by his white father, nor his black mother. Can one not see that yet another
great compromise is at order? It is time yet again for the government to make a “
compromise” that appeases the minority and glorifies the majority. Why not make the
use of drugs legal in America? Surely all Americans will love this compromise!
The legalization of drugs will make for a better economy. First, more imports and
exports will be coming into and out of the country. America can import drugs from
countries such as Tiajuana, and Brazil, and apply to them a flat rate tax. In exchange,
America can export illegal immigrants to these...