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Best Man Wedding Speech (Roast)

563 words - 2 pages

Best Man Wedding Speech

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It's time for me to make a speech now and quite frankly, there's not a lot you can do about that.

Well, if there's anybody here this evening who feels strangely nervous and apprehensive, it's probably because you just went and married Bill Meyers!

Sorry Lacy - It's too late now. You're stuck with him.

When it comes to Best Man's speeches there are some things in the interests of good taste, which are better left unsaid.....well, I'm here to say them!

Some people need no introduction....Bill Meyers needs all the introduction he can get.

He could be described as charming, intelligent, witty...and perhaps one day he will be.

Bill was born in October 1970. The Beatles had split up, Maggie May by Rod Stewart was no.1 and Liverpool Football Club, under Bill Shankly, was about to embark on a two decade journey of domestic and European glory. Happy days!

Well, I actually met Bill 29 years ago. I was a couple of hours old and he was 2 - and we've known each other ever since. We've always got on pretty well, besides the regular traditional beatings that , by rights, older brothers dish out to younger siblings.

We used to play a lot of games as kids and occasionally some of them wouldn't involve random violence.

At school Bill was a very bright student, he was an avid reader and played a lot of sport....unfortunately he could also be a bit temperamental - a bit sulky and at times difficult to live with. When he was 15 mum and dad actually ran away from home!

However he relaxed when he got a bit older. He went to Australia and happily, as we all know the...

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