Fake Is The New "Real" Essay

926 words - 4 pages

You don’t feel like you are pretty enough? Don’t worry I’m here to help you become more of a Barbie.
Now that you have been introduced to the real world, where everyone wants to be the hottest and strives to be perfect, there is no actual limit on how fake you can become. Just ask role model, Valeria Lukyanova, a real life person that looks like the legit Barbie. Someone who eats less than a normal girl believes the way she looks inspires other people to improve their appearance, and live a more active, creative life.
Trust me girls, even if you think you’re ugly, there is still some hope for you. For example, the unfortunate looking Mia Thermopolis from the movie (Princess Diary’s) found out that she is the heir apparent to the throne of Genovia. There was no way that her grandmother was going to allow her to look like a complete mess in front of the entire country. She was turned into a pretty young lady and taught to act like a princess. If Mia can do it… you can too! (Princess Diary’s)
There is always room for perfection, it just depends on your personal desire, and I am here to help you become the most fakest people around town.
1. When you look good, you feel good.
Designer clothes make you feel good and look hotter than everyone else. Before you start to feel bad about the fact that your jeans don’t look quite as cool as your favorite “celeb”, consider to change your life right then and there. Don’t walk around wearing your new Kohl’s pants and Target sweatshirt, you WILL be judged. People hold other people in higher regard simply if they’re wearing clothes with designer label. Hilary Duff doesn’t walk around in her 40 dollar jeans… wake up! She’s wearing Prada, Guess, and another brand name that you don’t have in your closet.
2. Go ahead, make your face look young again.
This is the best way to make yourself look young as if you are in your 20’s again! If you have any questions just ask Big Ang from mob wives, she will have all of the answers you need to know about making your nose appear to have been whittled down by more than one injection and surgery. Also, any part of your face is going to be overly plumped up from the fat grafting injections. Just call 847-867-0089 and she will help you look like a half woman half monkey. Such a great look ladies! We are becoming more of a Barbie every second.
3. Your best friend: makeup.
Naturally, you’re a cute girl...

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