Best Man Wedding Speech
Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen – I'd like to start by saying that what a genuine honor it is to be part of Rick's wedding.
Rick certainly is handsome tonight, with his fine rented tux and shoes. On a gala evening such as this, you may find it hard to believe that Rick has not always been so handsome. The truth is, Rick was so ugly at birth, the doctor slapped his mother! The nurses were no more sympathetic, they diapered poor little Rick’s face. The fact is, his parents were so embarrassed of Rick that they borrowed another baby for the baptism ceremony. When little Rick went to school, the situation didn’t improve at all. Yes, it is true that Rick was the teacher’s pet – but that was just because the teacher couldn’t afford a dog!
Rick's appearance began to improve when he learned about fashion. Doesn't Rick dress well for someone who is color blind? You should have seen the outfit he wore to his bachelor's party (stag night). I told him that he should hang on to it - it might come back into style someday. He said that the outfit was new, he paid the clown over $20.00 for it!
I first met Rick many years ago when he came to work with me. I remember one of my first impressions of Rick was someone that tried to dress well. He seemed to have a sense for fashion...and not being a very fashionable guy myself, I started to copy him in the sort of things he used to wear -- until my mother got mad...