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Sound Advice Essay

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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race . The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.The bishop was buried the next day.The moral of the story is ... being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life ... Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer.Stress Reducers1. Pray.2. Go to bed on time.3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed.4. Say No, to projects that won't fit into your time schedule, or that will compromise your mental health.5. Delegate tasks to capable others.6. Simplify and uncluttere your life.7. Less is more. (Although one is often not enough, two are often too many.)8. Allow extra time to do things and to get to places.9. Pace...

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