The Male/Female Addiction
I know what you are all thinking, but no I'm not writing about sex. Actually, my subject is far from it. Ever since I was a young lad my mother forced me to watch Guiding Light, a classic soap opera currently in its thirty-eighth season. Then one day I saw some men, or should I say finely tuned athletic machines, running around the "squared circle" literally beating the crap out of each other. I had discovered my newfound love, the World Wrestling Federation, more commonly know as the WWF. I have fond memories of lying on my bed on Sunday morning thinking of ways to convince my mother that I was sick so I could stay home from church and watch wrestling. Needless to say, wrestling may have dominated my life, but Guiding Light still had a grasp on a corner of my heart. Professional wrestling is the male equivalency of female-orientated soap operas.
Both professional wrestling and soap operas share similar plot constructions by forming groups of family and/or friends that share the longing to reach a particular goal by one-upping their enemies. On Guiding Light, parallel groups consisting of the Spauldings and the Lewises are constantly plotting to undermine and thereby eliminate the other from being the cities number one power. Both families consider themselves to be far superior to each other and are constantly wrestling, no pun intended, for the most power and control over Springfield. The Spalding mansion looms elegantly on the hill, its stark white pillars framing the very confines of its vast contents. The manicured green lawn and professionally landscaped grounds helps to prepare the caller for the pretentious, cavalier attitude of its occupants. Reeking of old money, they are raised by nannies, attend prep schools and Ivy League colleges, and upon graduation, are welcomed into the corporate office with open arms, a large corner office, and a fancy title on its door.
Using every advantage to perpetuate their dynasty, they feel completely at home rubbing elbows, on a daily basis, with other CEO's in the corporate world. They have quite literally been bred to spend their adult lives living it up in the good-old-boy network. The Lewis family, originating from Tulsa, Oklahoma, is more like a modern day clan. They are in the oil business and take stock in the fact that they can smell oil from miles away from its source. In their business, whose very nature suggests gambling, this ability enables them to successfully strike oil a large percentage of the time on drilling excursions. This hyperbole clearly expresses a similarity to the enhanced power of professional wrestlers.
In the WWF, there are countless groups. The Nation of Domination consists of only ethnic people who share the feeling that they are superior to every other race and they are obsessed with the fact that white people have unjustly held them down. There is also a group of infantiles dubbed De-Generation X. As the name implies, they are fond...