The most ludicrous fashions!
By MAJ. Basim Mohamed Hamed.
You are not stylish! You aren’t elegant! You’re not good-looking! These are my comments to anyone who follows the most ridiculous fashion trends in the 2000s. I urge all the people who believe that they are svelte by wearing Low rise jeans, Juicy tracksuits, Crocs, Ugg boots, and Tights or Leggings as pants to come around and think again about all of these absurd designs. Now you are young, try to think about these designs when you become old. I am quite sure that you will laugh at yourself, and blame yourself for wearing these atrocious styles. For example, what would you say to your grandchildren when they see your photos in low rise jeans? Let me answer this question for you: just hide these photos since you don’t have any justification for making this goof.
Fashion changes perennially. Each decade has its own fashion which can be new or revived from the previous decades. This fashion may be acceptable or not. So the question that is spinning in our minds now is: what are the most outrageous trends in the first decade of the 21st century? So let’s turn the spotlight on.
Low rise jeans are the models that gained a lot of names. Some people call them low jeans cut, hip-huggers, and in the Arab countries, low-waist pants. In this fashion the person’s skivvies are 90% visible. This model appeared in the 1960s, and was revived in the 1990s and early 2000s, thanks to British designer Alexander Mc Queen, who resuscitated this demonic style. We are more grateful to Brittney Spears for spreading this abhorrent fashion in the USA after she wore it in 2000(1).
I know as well as you that we wear clothes in order to cover our body and our skivvies, but with this fashion I found out that we are at fault. The people who wear this model reveal what is secret, especially their underwear. I saw a funny situation two weeks ago. A young man was fastening his underwear to his pants using suspenders, but I don’t know why. I think he was afraid that the pants might drop down, although the pants were already at half mast.
The luckiest people are the owners of the underwear factories and companies since it is the best propaganda for their products. To be honest! The people who wear Low rise jeans still have big trouble choosing the color, the brand, and the shape of their underwear that matches with the Low rise jeans. Actually they are in a greatly perplexed situation!
We do appreciate all the efforts and attempts that were made by some individuals to ban this fashion. For example, Derrick Shepherd, a legislator in Louisiana, recommended a $500 fine to anyone who shows his underwear, but this request was completely rejected by The House of Representatives. The same thing occurred in Virginia, although the fine was only $50. So it’s completely hard to punish those people, but the person who wears this kind of jeans is pregnant with shame and disrespect and he must give up.
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