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1. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday?…Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow 2. What falls but never breaks? What breaks but never falls?…Night and Day! 3. Wat is black when u buy it, red when u use it, and gray when u throw it away?… Charcoal 4. Woman shoots her husband, holds him underwater for 5minutes, and finally hangs him. They were seen five minutes later. How is it possible… The woman was a photographer, took a picture, developed it, and hung it up.5. The word candy can be spelled in two letters…. C and Y 6. Name an English word of more than 2 letters that both begins and ends with the letters "he" in that order. There are two possible answers. "hehe" is not acceptable. haha!… Headache or Heartache.7. Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it…. Coffin 8. Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not…. Counterfeit money 9. Why is six afraid of seven…Because seven eight nine 10. Johnny's mother had three children. The first was April, the second was May. What was the name of her third child?….Johnny 11. Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?…Because he is still living 12. There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible?…They were married 13. That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?…The accountant was his sister 14. A man and his son were in an automobile accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The emergency room surgeon said "I can't operate, that's my son!" How is this possible?…The mother was the surgeon.15. Forewards it is heavy, backwards it is not…Ton 16. The more you feed it, The more it grows high,But if you give it water It shall quickly Die…Fire 17. The Begining of eternity, the end of space, the begining of every end, The end of every place….The letter E 18. What starts with P, ends with E, and has thousands of letters in it?...Post Office 19. Ten copycats were sitting on a bridge. One jumped off, how many were left?…None they were copycats 20. What state is inside another state?…Arkansas 21. What state is full of color?…Colorado...

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